Another week, another thick pair of legs to appreciate.

Voluptuous cosplay model Ruka Tensho a.k.a. 天翔ルカ was featured here 7 months ago in a tiny leotard that couldn’t contain her curves. But the pics she’s taken since then are so mind-blowing, an encore is due.  I could not go forward with any more “Thick Leg Appreciation Days” without posting an ode to Ruka’s thunderous hocks.

This woman doesn’t have stems, she has tree trunks… and I mean that in the most flattering, respectable way imaginable.

Dimes like Ruka don’t come by the dozens; next-level thickness this perfect is very rare.  As full-figured as she is, nothing about Ruka’s body is sloppy or out of proportion.  I paid homage to her robust rump in the last post.  This one here is about dem legs: solid, fleshy thighs that look soft to the touch, fortified with strong, healthy calves.  Freakin’ amazing.

Her unique look has skyrocketed her from relative obscurity (when I first posted her) to one of the most sought-after cosplay vixens in the game.  Of course, that groundbreaking Nikikan photo set is making her famous.  But Ruka’s star is still rising with plenty of room for growth, so I’m doing my part to raise awareness of this dazzling specimen.

Between this little spiel and the dialogue in my last post, I’ve pretty much said all I can about Ruka Tensho.  She is the truth.  Scroll down for more pics and a video preview of her latest DVD, the strangely-titled Marshmallow Image [MML-03 マシュマロ女子芸能部].  I want it sooooo bad but it’s almost impossible to cop in The States so I’ll have to wait until my next trip to Japan.  Or maybe I can get it at Amazon Jp.  Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

Follow Ruka on Twitter @RUKA365 and visit her official blog: ruka365.jugem.jp .

Previously posted: RUKA – TINY LEOTARD CAN’T CONTAIN HER PHENOMENAL THICKNESS

Photos courtesy of BukuModels.com

Been a while since my last post so I gotta pack it with thickness to make up for lost time. During my brief hiatus, I made a new friend: The visionary webmaster of BukuModels.com.  Turns out we’ve got something in common… we both love beautiful leggy models in attractive hosiery.  The stocking fetish is a staple of Japanese AV and well-known sites like Pantyhose Lane but it’s rare to see ebony women featured prominently in this genre. BukuModels capably fills that void with a wide selection of beautiful black models in lingerie, short skirts, nylons & heels.

There are plenty of hotties at BukuModels.com but S’Cee (a.k.a. Mizz Yummi) is a standout.  Aside from being an all-around cutie, she’s got a pair of hearty, healthy hocks that water my chops.  #ThickThighsSaveLives and this woman’s gams are like CPR.  Not to mention the monster culo almost bursting out of her stockings.

I had no choice but to post some of S’cee’s images here for the Thirst Mob but this is only a sampling of her photo set, which consists of forty-something sexy pics.  As a VIP member of BukuModels.com I can see them all, along with the other stunning sets.  You can too if you sign up HERE.  For the reasonable price of $1.99, you can also subscribe to Buku’s YouTube channel, Ebony Pantyhose Teasers (the first 14 days are free).  Their blog, BukuModels.com/wordpress, is entertaining as well.

But I’d be remiss if I didn’t include the 411 on S’Cee herself.  You can follow the voluptuous vixen on Twitter @LickMySnackfood, peep her pics at Instagram/LickMySmackfood, join her fan page facebook.com/yummisideup and purchase her naughty fetish video clips at clips4sale.com/48943.  A sample from one of her videos is featured below. There’s nothing fake about her and she’s got that genuine hood-fine appeal.

This is my type of photo set.  Raw, straight-no-chaser without Photoshop trickery.  Scroll down for more.

Yesterday I posted this lil’ gem on Tumblr, only to have the Moral Police delete it moments later.  I thought Tumblr was lawless like Las Vegas but apparently uploading “sexual” videos is a violation of their rules.  Damn, it’s just ass… a colossal ass but an ass nonetheless.  I knew once the prudes at Yahoo bought Tumblr shit wouldn’t be the same.

Anyway, this is a short-BUTT-sweet clip of the amazing Kendra Kouture making her enormous booty clap.  It’s actually more of a rousing standing ovation than a mere, measly clap.  Miss K-Dub is reigning winner of the Urban Models Awards “Best ASSets” trophy and this cheeky clip shows why it’s well-deserved.

The best six seconds of your day…

Photos by Iris and Fitch

It’s time to post my first thick Asian chick of 2015 and right now, I can’t think of one more worthy than heart-stopping Japanese AV idol Keiko Oguchida 小口田　桂子 (a.k.a. Keiko Kogutida) She’s relatively new to the game (debuting in May 2014) but it’s a safe bet that Keiko will be an adult film megastar very soon. With her distinctively gorgeous face, buxom body, hefty ass and solid meaty legs, every centimeter of this woman is beyond impressive.

She’s a certified P.A.A.G.™ (Phat Ass Asian Girl)…

Obviously with a brickhouse body like hers, Keiko will be featured in an upcoming release from Iris, my favorite AV production house specializing in voluptuous Japanese babes.  The caked-up images above, featuring Keiko totally murdering her golden leotard, are from Iris.  Jesus Mary & Joseph, look at that donk.  I’m fiendin’ to cop that flick whenever it drops.

Right now, however, all eyes are on Keiko for her outstanding new movie with Fitch, another fetish company with a stable of thick mama-sans.  The title roughly translates to The Seductive Hidden Side Of The Beautiful Woman In Pantyhose Who Lives Next Door. If that title is too long-winded for you, refer to this film by its serial number: JUFD-433.

Peep the cover, with a few screencaps for good measure…

I’ve already had the pleasure of watching JUFD-433 and if you couldn’t tell by those provocative screencaps, Keiko Oguchida absolutely lights up the screen with her fine ass.  Seeing those mega-thick legs stuffed in all kinds of intricate hosiery damn near drove me insane.  Her filmography has been pretty solid thus far but JUFD-433 is an outstanding piece of work that raises her stock a few notches.  She’s a good performer who will get even better with time.  Pretty sure she’ll be on my next Hot AV Idols list.

The best thing about the images in this post is that they’re candid; a Photoshop renovation isn’t necessary for a woman this remarkably beautiful.  All I can do is thank the Most High that Keiko decided to pursue a career in adult entertainment, instead of wasting all her thickness and overwhelming sex appeal in a cubicle at some office… even though I’m sure if she did work a corporate job, she’d easily fuck her way to the top of the company.

Follow her on Twitter @Keiko_Kogutida and check out her official site, blog.livedoor.jp/mystic_topaz7.

Model: Lalayne, shot by Leo Guiterrez

Cop Slapped On Wrist For Assaulting A Transit Worker [NY Daily News]

George Zimmerman Won’t Face Charges In Florida Assault Case As Girlfriend Recants [NYDN]

Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse & Incest Of 13-Year Old Girl [TMZ]

Floyd Mayweather & Manny Pacquiao Fight Finally Confirmed [Sports Bible]

Jay Z Purchases Music Streaming Company Aspiro For $56 Million [Complex]

Jagged Edge Member Arrested For Shoving Engagement Ring Down Fiancee’s Throat [TSS]

Utah Cop Faces Life In Prison After Admitting He Forced Teens To Have Sex [RawStory]

Dre’s A Mogul & Suge Can’t Afford Teeth [Daily Beast]

Bobby Shmurda’s $2 Million Bail Has Been Posted [NahRight]

Stacey Dash Says Rape Victims Are “Bad Girls” Who “Like To Be Naughty” [Complex]

Woman Falls To Her Death Immediately After Being Proposed To On A Cliff [Cosmopolitan]

11 Eye-Opening Claims In Lil Wayne’s Lawsuit Against Cash Money [HipHopWired]

Over 2 Million Toyota, Honda & Chrysler Vehicles Recalled For Faulty Airbags [TIME]

Seattle’s First Marijuana Vending Machines Arrive Next Month [The Independent]

Israel Pays Students $2,000/Month To Post Positive Stories About Israel On Social Media [American Conservative]

Mexican Smugglers Turn Unwitting Citizens Into Drug Mules With Sneaky Trick [High Times]

McDonald’s Will Be Accepting Hugs & Dance Moves As Payment [Mashable]

Kicking It With Sexy Genevieve Chanelle [Van Styles]

Top Notch Chica Pink Thong Photo Shoot [Chocolate Models]

Marshawn Lynch & Rob Gronkowski Play “Mortal Kombat X” With Conan O’ Brien [YouTube]

Photos & videos shot/edited by Black Pacino

Killer Gamz #2 is on sale now and doing pretty well.  If you’re a leg-lover (or lover of beautiful models in general) and haven’t copped it yet, what are you waiting for? Buy it in print or digital HERE.

Slender, 5’9 runway model Katwalk is one of the five ladies featured in the second issue.  She was brought in to diversify the roster, being that I’d never worked with a runway model before.  Kat doesn’t have legs for days, she’s got legs for lightyears… her gams seem to go on forever.  Kat garnered a lot of attention from observers during our outdoor photo shoot last summer.  The gawking didn’t bother her one bit, though; she’s used to sashaying down the runway for a crowd of wine-swigging fashionistas.

Working with a seasoned vet like Kat was a thrill.  She styled herself and came prepared with an arsenal of vibrant outfits for me to choose from.  Plenty of sexy choices but there was no way I could pass up the hot pink fishnets and teeny-tiny skirt to match.  “If you want, I can flip the skirt up so it’s even shorter,” she informed.  Of course I green-lit that play.  Although it was an extremely hot Saturday afternoon, Kat gave 110% until the final shot was taken and I can’t praise her work ethic enough.  She gets the ultimate letter of recommendation from me.

A few sample images, video clip and interview are posted below.  Buy Killer Gamz #2 at Killergamz.Magcloud.com to see more images of Kat, including her lovely 2-page centerfold (her legs are so long it could’ve been a 3-page foldout).

Black Pacino: How did modeling become your passion?

Katwalk: It wad something I was born with. From walking on the catwalk to doing print work. There’s something about the lights and cameras that drive me.

Pacino: Which do you like better: Runway modeling or photo shoots?

Kat: They are two different things that bring out many different strengths. I love them both equally.

Pacino: What are some of your other endeavors, interests & career goals?

Kat: To be known as a model/actress internationally.

Pacino: What do you consider to be your most attractive and/or appealing attributes?

Kat: By far my legs and my smile. Whether I’m on the catwalk or in front of a photographer for print, I always hear more compliments about my smile and my long legs.

Pacino: Of course, that’s why you’re in Killer Gamz. Are there any people or things that inspire you?

Kat: Life and to be better I’d what influences me. I would love to work with Angela Bassett and Denzel. I would also love to walk on the runway alongside Naomi or Tyra.

Pacino: What does Kat find sexy?

Kat: Honesty and class.

Pacino: What are some of your pet peeves?

Kat: Lack of communication.

Pacino: What’s the worst (or most creative) pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

Kat: Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

Pacino: Haha! What was the last good book that you read?

Kat: The one I am currently writing.

Pacino: If you could do a photo shoot with one celebrity, who would it be & why?

Kat Naomi Campbell. There is something about her presence that is very motivating.

Pacino: Where do you envision yourself in 5 years?

Kat: Living in Europe as a model.

Pacino: Any parting words for our viewers?

Kat: When the world knocks your down, get up and say “You hit like a …”

Check out Kat’s official website katwalkspassion.webstarts.com, as well as modelmayhem.com/katwalkspassion, Twitter.com/katwalkspassion and Instagram.com/katwalkspassion.

Model: Tokyo (Unedited) by Mike Santana

Brazil Man Confesses To Killing 42 People Over The Last Decade In Rio De Janeiro [BBC]

Graffiti Artist Demz Dies From Injuries After Police Car Hit Him in Wynwood [Miami New Times]

50 Cent Is Silent On Eric Garner, But Glad To Support Whitewashed Film ‘Exodus’ [Your Black World]

Native Americans Can Now Grow & Sell Weed On Their Reservations In All States [LA Times]

Combat Jack Show: Raymond Santana ‘The Central Park 5 Episode’ [CJS]

Mothers of Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice Speak Together For First Time [HuffPost]

On Lil Wayne And The Penalty Of Loyalty In A Disloyal Game [The Smoking Section]

New York City Police Union Wants Mayor Bill De Blasio Banned From Cop Funerals [HuffPost]

New ‘Smart Skin’ Will Give Artificial Limbs The Sense Of Touch [Daily Dot]

Man Jacks Off Outside After Mother Bans Porn From Home [Death & Taxes]

The Battle in Colorado Over The Right To Smoke Weed At Movie Screenings [VICE]

Porn Retiree BellaDonna Hits Big Screen in ‘Inherent Vice’ [AVN]

13 Teachers Share Their Most NSFW Stories [Playboy]

Dancer Kitty Love ’50 Inches of ASS’ Video [ChocolateModels]

Right now, I’ma do my part to ease the racial tension sweeping across the United States by posting another Phat Ass White Girl.  Put down your protest signs for a moment, brothers… and appreciate the sweet vanilla cakes of Anjadee.  A big ol’ whooty like hers is why I’m not down with segregation.

Seriously though, Anjadee’s got a monster donk and a very pretty face to boot.  Right now you can catch her exclusively on Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr but I’ve got a feeling she’ll be expanding the franchise in 2015.  Although Anja’s built a mASSive cult following with her ample ASSets, here’s no way a whooty this phenomenal will fly under the radar any longer.  Some magazine or video channel will approach her for a feature real soon… if they’re smart, that is.

Ironically, I think she’d work with well with ChocolateModels.  They know how to film booty.

Skeptics may wonder aloud if the buns are real.  This is the day & age of Photoshop, after all.  BUTT Anjadee is originally from Bosnia, where a white chick with an ass this phat not uncommon at all.  That’s how they grow them over there.  Bosnia neighbors Croatia and if you’re a card-carrying member of the Thirst Mob you know how my Croatian peoples get down.  If not click HERE and HERE to see official Euro donks.

BUTT if you’re still not sold, Anjadee made this lil video clip to show that her angel cakes are actual & factual…

Thank you, Anja.

Now it’s time to let her photos do the rest of the talking.  Follow her on Instagram @anjadee, on Twitter @Anjazin and also Anjadeegreat.tumblr.com to be a part of her ever-growing cult.  Hop on the bandwagon while there’s still room available, cuz her big booty is destined for big things.

Photos by Trent Davis of ChocolateModels.com

Big-booty connoisseurs already know about Mariela (a.k.a. Mariela Belle a.k.a. Miss Dominican) there’s no need to list her track record.  48 solid inches of Grade-A booty meat.  Unlike a lot of strippers, Mariela’s gorgeous grill is just as appealing as her colossal culo.  From top to bodacious bottom, this Latina goddess is a perfect 10.

Her best and most prominent work has come via ChocolateModels.com.  Once again she has a new video & photo set, this time rocking a pair of tight black & white jeans that hug her luscious curves perfectly… until she strips them off, of course.  C’mon, it’s ChocolateModels.  Did you really think the gear was staying on?

After you peep the photo and video samples below, head over to ChocloateModels.com and ante up for the real deal.

Idle hands are tools of the Devil. So are idle asses.

Last night, adult film starlet Porsha Carrera was bored and lonely… by choice, I assume.  Pretty sure there’s no shortage of suitors vying for her attention.  Had she called me, I would’ve been on the first red-eye flight to Cali.  But I digress.

Porsha did what any bored nympho exhibitionist would do: She took a bunch of selfies, prominently featuring that sweet ass of hers and posted them on Twitter (@PorshaCarreraX) for her thirsty fans to sip.

Like the finest sushi, Porsha served these treats raw and unfiltered without the spices of Photoshop.  This candor is one of the many reasons I adore her, aside from the fact that she’s one of the best and most underrated starlets in the game.

If you haven’t done so already check out my other post on Porsha, where she wears black heels & pink panties.  After you peep the rest of these pics, of course.

Thanks for the show, Porsha.

 Previously posted:

PORSHA CARRERA – BLACK HEELS, PINK PANTIES

Higurashi Rin is arguably the Queen of Japanese Cosplay.  There are other worthy candidates but nobody does it better than my baby Higurashi.  No matter how many photo sets she puts out, I never get tired of seeing her phat azz and thick, sexy legs.  She just posted some eye-popping selfies & Vine videos from a recent shoot, so I quickly gathered them up like sweet fruit fallen from a tree.  It’s not Hump Day but Higurashi unleashes the camel… as in camel-toe.  You know that thang is juicy.  Such a tease.

Follow her on Twitter @higurashirin and check her blog, higurashirin0211.blog.fc2.com.

Previously posted:

SEXY COSPLAY VIXEN CRUSHES FRUIT WITH HER BUTT

COSPLAY VIXEN HIGURASHI RIN – BIG BUTT ATTACK

Pics by Airerose Entertainment

Pete Carroll’s epic blunder in Super Bowl XLIX taught a valuable life lesson: Don’t over-complicate things and outsmart yourself when a simple solution gets the job done.  Adult film studio Airerose Entertainment understands this concept.  Their upcoming skin flick, simply-titled Pure Ass, is just that… pure, unadulterated, Grade-A ass. It’s not rocket science; get three PAWGS (Phoenix Marie, Lea Lexis & Savannah Fox), one big-booty Latina (Nikki Delano) and focus the camera on their jiggly, juicy buns as they get banged from all angles.

With a streamlined strategy like this, it’s easy to see why Airerose Entertainment won AVN Best New Imprint and XBIZ Best New Studio honors for 2015.  Visit www.airerose.com for a smörgåsbord of high-quality, gourmet smut.

All four of these ladies are seasoned veterans and sensational performers, so casting this quartet of fan favorites makes perfect sense.  Kudos to director Derek Dozer on a job well done (*Salute*). Looks very solid thus far.  Pure Ass will be in stores on February 26th.

Peep the trailer at this link: ‘PURE ASS’ – HARDCORE TRAILER

The promotional photos from Pure Ass are mind-blowing, to say the least.  Gray matter oozed from my ear after being ASSaulted by these bootylicious pics.  These images are overwhelming, so scroll down the page in moderation… otherwise you may have an ass overdose.

In order of appearance: Phoenix, Lea, Savannah & Nikki.

Model: Yasmine Bonilla

3 Muslim Students Murdered In North Carolina [TIME]

Grand Jury Indicts NYPD Officer Who Killed Unarmed Brooklyn Man [Gothamist]

Texas College Football Player Murders Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s A Man [BSO]

3 Whites Guilty Of “Hunting” Blacks Sentenced To Prison In Slaying Of Black Man In Mississippi [AP]

Bobby Shmurda Says The Judge & DA Are Just ‘Haters’ Who Want To Stop His Blessings [TSS]

Little League’s First All-Black U.S. Championship Team Stripped Of Title [HuffPost]

NBC Suspends Brian Williams For 6 Months Over Iraq Claims [Al Jazeera]

Black Family In White LA Neighborhood Are Victims To Firebombing On Home [The Root]

Mexico’s Most Notorious Female Drug Trafficker Released From Prison [VICE]

Three Brazilian Women Seduce Prison Guards, Let 28 Prisoners Walk Out The Front Door [TSS]

Suge Knight’s Portrayal In ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Led To Fatal Hit-And-Run [XXL]

Dame Dash: Jay Z Is In Business With A DEA Informant [Byron Crawford]

Japan Is Opening A Hotel Staffed Almost Entirely By Robots [VICE]

British Revenge Porn Hotline Helps Victims Fight Back [Daily Dot]

Network TV Ate My Life: Eddie Huang On Watching His Memoir Become A Sitcom [Vulture]

Zoo Security Drills: When Animals Escape – 22 photos from Japan & China [The Atlantic Photo]

Cubi-Kill: 6 Ways Your Office Is Detrimental To Your Health [NYDN]

Jeneva Diaz In SHOW Magazine [DynastySeries]

Just in time for Valentines Day comes “Stay Still,” the latest video from highly skilled producer Ray West, featuring the silky-smooth vocals of Blu and Dave Dar.  This jazzy joint from West’s 2014 Berrii Lipstick EP was posted here once before but this time, we’ve got stimulating visuals to go along with the lush, ambrosial track.

Very soothing to the eyes…

This video (directed by A.M.Fine & Dave Dar) is remarkably creative, unique and different from anything out right now.  Of course, a shallow-minded thirstmonger like myself will focus on the sexy, thick-thighed honeys getting cozy with each other and twisting their beautiful bodies into pretzels… this is The Spizzy, after all.  But more PC-minded individuals will appreciate this revolutionary visual art that wins on many levels.

Press play and brighten your day, then cop Berrii Lipstick on iTunes HERE.

In terms of creativity and fresh ideas, Hollywood has hit rock bottom these days.  All they’ve been shitting out are blasphemous, unnecessary remakes of classic films (once they desecrate Scarface, I’m burning down the movie studio myself).  That’s why I look away from the bloated budgets of Hollywood for a fix of quality cinema.

My man Julio Directs (a.k.a. @Jay_Direx on Twitter) has created a strong cult following with his action-packed Bad Tara gangster movies and manga series.  Bad Tara stars actress Celia Au (featured in Andrew Lau’s Revenge of the Green Dragons and on the hit TV series Gotham) as the titular anti-hero.  Jay Direx knows the formula to great movies are hot chicks with guns and the bullet-riddled Bad Tara delivers that in spades.  As a lover of creative art, I highly recommend it.

The Devil Her Due is a short movie about one of the main villains of Bad Tara, a rifle wielding contract killer named Reyna 鬼 Rai (pictured above).  This entertaining clip stars beautiful actress/model Thuy Ho as Reyna.  Scroll down and check out the video for a fresh dose of crime cinema.

Check out BadTara.com to see more Tara-related flicks and manga.

Photos by Kat Yun & FRNMY

Back in January of 2010, I interviewed & featured the lovely Kat Yun 캣 윤 right here at The Spizzy.  At the time she was an up-and-coming model/promoter, armed with a Bachelor’s Degree in Marketing and fueled with limitless ambition.  It doesn’t surprise me that five years later, Kat is doing well for herself as the Talent Director for Pure Group Talent, promoter of Premis Cognac and she still finds time to do very impressive modeling work.

Here’s what I wrote about Kat back then…

“Kat Yun Marie is a Blasian model with a body to be reckoned with.  Good Lord.  My eyes were crazy-glued to this exotic beauty from Detroit.  It may be “Cold in the D” but Kat and her combustible sex-appeal generate blistering heat. 

From head to toe, Ms. Marie is an impossibly complete and total package.  Gorgeous, unforgettable face.  Voluptuous buns.  Ample thighs and curvy, superhuman calves.  But what sealed the deal is that once we connected she was down-to-earth and pretty smart. 

Since it’s a new decade, perhaps it’s time for The Spizzy to crown a new queen.  Kat Yun Marie is more than worthy with the natural tools for modeling greatness.  So I’m anointing her Queen of The Spizzy as of NOW.”

She was impossibly beautiful back those days but somehow Kat improved upon perfection and looks even hotter now.

Unfortunately my original Kat Yun post was a casualty of my exile from WordPress.com to an independent server; one of many classic posts that didn’t survive the abrupt transfer. Rather than dwell in the past, today I start fresh with this brand new Kat Yun post.

Peep this video of Kat Yun by the good folks at ATL Night Spots, titled “Headed To The Club.”  Watch Kat as she starts out naked and ends up dressed to kill.  When she walks out at the end you’ll see why she told me that as magnificent as her entire body is, her nicely-toned legs get the most compliments.

Sheesh.

To cap things off, here are a few delicious images and a quick video clip from Kat Yun Marie’s photo shoot with “street luxury” clothing company, FRNMY (check out www.frnmy.us for all the eye candy stockpiled over there… it’s worthy of a post all by itself).

Be sure to follow Kat on Twitter @katyun_ and on Instagram @kat.yun

More often than not, the best porn performers aren’t the best looking broads.  Mind-blowing beauty doesn’t always translate to excitement onscreen (see the X-rated snooze-fests of Kim Kardashian, Suelyn Medeiros & Cubana Lust).

However, the flawless Teanna Trump is an anomaly… an eXXXtremely rare hybrid of breathtaking beauty and amazing performance. When it’s time to get busy, Teanna’s fit & flexible body makes for endless possibilities.  Beneath her commercial model exterior, she’s a well-oiled sex machine with a turbocharged engine.

Mind-boggling splits, provocative stretches and bending over backwards are all part of Teanna’s repertoire but even with that arsenal, she’s a standout for suckin’ a mean one.  Want proof? Just last week, she broke Twitter when she posted a short & nasty video clip of herself giving head to some lucky bastard.

If you’re in a place where you can watch some filth, peep that lil’ clip HERE.

Teanna has a great butt… not too big, not too small… with just the right amount of phat.  It’s nicely toned and firm.  Plus, she knows how to work it with the best of ‘em.  It’s only right that I share some her clips with the Thirst Mob, cuz I luv you thirsty bastards so much.  It’s been single-digit temperatures here in the Northeast but these fun-filled clips heat me up.

Ms. Trump is also a stoner babe who stays puffin the green.  Much like Teanna herself, the weed is of the finest quality.  This makes her extra-dreamy.  On that note, I’ll conclude this article with lovely images of Ms. Trump and her stash.  When I first started The Spizzy, I’d dedicate entire posts to Chicks With Weed & Chicks With Guns… why not use a dyme like Teanna to combine them both?

Follow Teanna on Twitter @TeannaTrump.

One of the best things about Coco’s new Licious Clothing line is that she models the gear herself, like the two-piece corset outfit in the image above.  Yesterday, she dropped a promotional video for one of the skimpier “outfits” (if you can call it that) and made a very sexy sales pitch by twerking that mASSive whooty of hers.

The thong didn’t snap under the weight of her bouncing butt cheeks; a testament of its superhuman durability.  There’s a brief bit of slo-mo action while she’s clapping her culo, which I would’ve liked to have seen more of. Those vanilla cheeks look tasty colliding like fleshy, inflated cymbals.  BUTT hey, when it comes to Coco I’ll take whatever footage (or butt-age) I can get.

Here’s the word according to Ms. Coco T:

This is my new Lingerie line “Cocolicious” powered by Rene Rofe…We have so many new unique designs. Some of these pieces you can wear during a night out on the town with friends…while other pieces are very sexy and seductive…Check the video out as I twerk in one of the thongs and stay tuned for more exciting designs.

I don’t think the thong qualifies for a “night out on the town” unless shorty is on the stroll or working the pole.  But it’s good to see that even though she’s an executive now, Coco isn’t above stripping down to her bare ass and doing the grunt work herself.  Ice-T is blessed.

The Japanese cosplay scene is a hotbed for brick-thick Asian models.  Higurashi Rin, Ruka, Lily Flower and Riru Ootori are just of the few of the voluptuous cosplayers featured at the Spizzy.  Here’s a worthy addition to the thickening ranks: Nanami Ran a.k.a. ななみ☆らん.  Aside from her remarkably beautiful face, Nanami’s compact yet full-figured body is a genuine work of erotic art.  Her thickness is evenly distributed in all the right places.

She is undoubtedly one of the baddest cosplay models in the game right now and as more people discover her, Nanami’s popularity will swell (just like her thighs and booty).  It’s only right that I do my part to raise awareness.

Like any cosplay model worth her wig, Nanami Ran has a series of high-quality photo books on sale at her online store: nannannanami.cart.fc2.com.  No matter what kind of colorful or outlandish costume she wears, the images are always incredibly sexy. I love hot chicks who wear glasses and Nanami dons the specs often.

She also does modeling work for Cutie Factory, one of the premier cosplay model studios in Japan.  Nanami actually stars in one of their photobook + movie combinations called Shirizanmai 3 [しりざんまい３号店].  The sample images are freakin’ awesome.  When I visit Japan next month, best believe this DVD will be on my radar.

The trailer is too long to upload into this post so like a master chef, I chopped it up and whipped up a lil’ video for you below, only featuring Nanami. Don’t worry, Thirst Mob… even though it’s a lean cut, I didn’t trim any of the PHAT.

GOTDAMN.

Photo books are great but man, I wish Nanami (and a bunch of other cosplay models) did more videos.  Hopefully Shirizanmai 3 is the start of a wonderful career in JAV for Miss Ran.

With a body like hers, it’s only right that Nanami also put in work with the purveyors of Japanese thickness over at  Nikukan.  Caught a few behind-the-scenes photos from their sessions (some of which are posted below) and I can’t wait to see what they came up with.  After seeing what Nikukan did with Ruka & Riru Ootori, their work with Nanami hould be extremely potent.

For example…

But to quote Dame Dash, I don’t wanna be a “Chatty Patty.”  So it’s time to take my fingers off the keyboard and let Nanami Ran’s photos do the rest of the talking.  Be sure to follow her on Twitter @nanamiran0115 and purchase her photo books at nannannanami.cart.fc2.com.

I chopped video and did my scouting report for this shit, so reward my hard work by sharing this post with your homies.

Other sites push nicks & dimes but I’m the nigga that distributes the weight.

“Perfection” and “flawless” aren’t words that I use carelessly, the way rap fans toss around “legend” and “classic.”  Words like these are used sparingly as not to cheapen them.  Well, today I have no choice but to unleash those sacred terms because from a visual standpoint, the unbelievably beautiful Jade Ramey is without error.

From her stunning face to her thin, tapered waist… from her firm, juicy buns all the way down to her smooth, sexy legs… every centimeter of Jade Ramey’s fit body is outstanding.

Dare I say, perfect.

Using Photoshop to alter her frame would be an injustice.  Nature (fortified with intense workouts at the gym) has already blessed her with everything she needs to be captivating.  On the eye candy scale, other models are just plain old Snickers and Milky Way bars… whereas Jade is an expensive box of Godiva chocolates.

It’s quite possible that Jade Ramey is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.  Makes sense that she appears in the video for French Montana’s “Bad Bitch” because with all due respect, that’s exactly what she is.  French made a smart decision by including Jade in the video because she’s the only reason you’ll ever see a French Montana video here at The Spizzy.

I’m positive more music videos are in her future, as well as appearances in magazines and anything else in need of beautification.  She’s a star in the making.

This is the part where I take a smoke break and allow you to enjoy more Jade Ramey pictures & video, undisturbed by my lusty rambling. Be sure to join her sizable following on Instagram (@_jadeybaby), jaderamey.tumblr.com and Twitter (@jaderamey_).