Kim Kardashian blew up by doing porn, so it’s poetic justice that a porn star accelerates her career by impersonating Kim. Mexican-American porn vixen Kiara Mia actually looks like she could be a Kardashian; in fact, I say we swap Khloe for Kiara. Maybe a better looking wife can get Lamar Odom off the crack… then again, Kiara’s way too feminine for Lamar, who seems to like his broads a bit manly (his mistress has a jaw so square, Mister Cee would try to pick her up).
Seriously though, Kiara directed a soon-to-be-released XXX parody called Keeping Up With Kiara Mia. Her popularity grows by the day (look at the love her candid pics got at my Tumblr), so this flick should do big numbers. It’s art imitating life because The Kardashians is already a parody.
Here’s the official press release with the details…
Kiara Mia’s Directorial Debut Is Now Live, Trailer Available For Upcoming DVD Release
LOS ANGELES, Calif., November, 2013 – Adult performer and mainstream actress Kiara Mia has launched www.KeepingUpWithKiaraMia.com, the official website for her directorial debut, Keeping up with Kiara Mia. This is her first adult movie under new production company, Risqué Films and is a XXX parody of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The website features exclusive photos of the cast, and the official trailer for the movie.
The movie stars Kiara Mia, Allison Moore, Yuri Beltran, Veronica Av Luv, Andy San Dimas, Flash Brown, John Johnson, Lexington Steele, Seth Gamble, Richie Calhoun, and Marcus London.
Mia’s spoof of the popular TV reality series, which she calls ‘reality with an adult twist’, invites cameras into the private lives of three sisters, a micro-managing mother/manager and their friends and family as cameras capture their most intimate and risqué encounters. The five sex scenes cover a lot of sexual ground in familiar Kardashian territory: the sisters’ clothing boutique, an arena locker room and on a sexy photo shoot.
“I have been looking forward to this day for a long time,” says Mia. “I’m excited to see this incredible project I created, directed and star in for my first adult movie for my new company come to life.”
While the movie’s release date has not been set, everyone can enjoy what is to come…
For more information, check out www.kiaramia.com.
Management contact info: KiaraManagement@yahoo.com.
Check out Kiara Mia on Instagram @KiaramiaFilms and Twitter.com/MySexyKiaraMia.
Awesome. I’ll end this post with a few behind-the-scenes clips from Keeping Up With Kiara Mia, patched-in from DJ Starlett’s Vine. Small, sample-sized bits that give you a taste of what’s sure to be a highly-entertaining movie. Yurizan Beltran is pretty damn hot and her performances get better with each flick, so this may be her breakout role.
Cop Keeping Up With Kiara Mia whenever it drops and support good smut.